nnooooo Roscoe changed what he was wearing to some lame brown dogtooth pattern and gave me his cool checkered t-shirt because I was nice to him :C

this is my reward for trying to be a good mayor

HOURS OF GLORIOUS CHAOS AND WOMEN BURNING DOWN THE PATRIARCHY

whole of Britain shows up 8 hours late with a cup of tea

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oh heavens no we do that sort of thing all the time in Cheshire wherever have you been darling you should come down here when you’re free Thursday nights are a riot

oh my god what is happening

all of the critters in my town just started singing at the same time and I don’t know why and nobody is telling me anything and it’s nighttime so that just makes it ten times more weird

this adorable village is full of terrible dark secrets and I like it that way

okay so I promised visual evidence of my uncannily appropriate ACNL village but I don’t think you quite understand that one of my neighbours is Mr R

… no, really

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I MEAN LOOK AT HIM

HIS NAME EVEN BEGINS WITH AN R

AND LOOK WHAT HIS EYES DO WHEN HE GETS PISSY ABOUT SHIT

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no way man you and me should team up to do a cosplay session sometime, ain’t nobody hating on you dressing up in my town, buddy

meanwhile my other locals live in a state of perpetual anxiety

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which is fairly understandable when the first fish I caught was a shark (shortly followed by a hammerhead shark and a piranha)

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soon, my pretties

soon

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maybe

itsvondell:

jamestheghostdad:

dad-buscemi:

nightlifemingus:

queen-of-everything:

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daftfunke:

Museum Can’t Explain Why Ancient Statue Suddenly Started Spinning - Gawker

An ancient statue made as an offering to Osiris, the Egyptian god of death, that is currently housed at the Manchester Museum in England has suddenly started spinning inside its closed display case — and no one seems to know why.

time-lapse video released by the museum shows the 4000-year-old relic of Neb-Senu slowly turning around inside its case without any apparent assistance from the outside world.

Found in a mummy’s tomb some 80 years ago, the statue has been kept encased at the museum ever since.

Its current caretaker, Campbell Price, was the first one to notice the strange phenomenon, and says he first realized something was off when he found the statue askew, reset it, and then found it askew again the following day.

“In Ancient Egypt they believed that if the mummy is destroyed then the statuette can act as an alternative vessel for the spirit,” Price, and Egyptologist by trade, told the Manchester Evening News. “Maybe that is what is causing the movement.”

This is everything I want mummy related statues to be

no no stooooop

I’m so cool with this

i’m gonna go into manchester museum and sit in front of this statue for a few hours and see if it moves. Because I can

and seeing it move in person would be a lot more unnerving.

I look forward to your report on this. I really want to know about it.

can you imagine being the spirit of a powerful ancient egyptian nobleman trapped for 4000 years in this thing and all you can do is slightly rotate it over time

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Some of a series of quick portrait commissions for that DnD comic I keep mentioning which you should all read when it’s finally out because the cast is freaking hilarious

so I’m continuing to play fail at New Leaf it’s just occurred to me that this town and its inhabitants are largely black, white and red

one of them is a horse with red eyes that wears black and white checkers

and my avatar has red tintin hair with green eyes

this game knows who I am

I did the thing

I bought New Leaf

sadly I’ve never played AC before though so I have absolutely no idea what I am doing asides from getting the dokis for a fictional owl with dorky dress sense but uh wow isn’t it illegal to make a game so cute that it steals you away from organizing your real life in order to be a tiny bobble-headed mayor of a town that doENS’T EXIST